Different peoples of Kerala !

How to identify the different peoples of Kerala ?

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
i.e. You are in Kotayam

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's "palakad"..., busy place dude...

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace...
The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Cherthala

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.
That's Alappuzha .

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" Doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Trichur.

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN Kozhikode !!!

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with A carton of alcohol. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in Mahe.

And the best one is here…………

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says"thala elathinayum polathi kalayum naan " ( I will kill every one )".

That's Trivandrum for sure